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#1038 - from #team862 @ irc.rizon.net

[19:29:19] <~d0nk`> reimu is 17, and marisa is 16, just thought i'd share... didn't know that until a moment ago
[19:29:48] <&coleco> and are you depressed you have been fapping to JB now d0nk`?
[19:30:00] <~d0nk`> no, they're older than i thought :p
[19:30:15] <&coleco> ...................................................................................................................................


#1037 - from #team862 @ irc.rizon.net

<nesdude> okay guys
<nesdude> here's my problem
<fffxc2> ?
<nesdude> i need to write a story about artifical intellegence
<nesdude> and i'm having the hardest time making up a plo
<nesdude> t
<nesdude> what i have so far
<nesdude> clyde and eddie, and a bomb defusing robot (BMB-DFSNG)
<nesdude> so
<nesdude> what i'm going to do
<nesdude> is ask random questions here
<nesdude> and use whatever you guys tell me to
<nesdude> because this sucks
<nesdude> so
<nesdude> where do clyde and eddie work?
<nesdude> difficulty: clyde is on a computer
<nesdude> so someplace with a computer
<nesdude> first answer wings
<nesdude> wins
<fffxc2> the dnr
<d0nk`> lol
<nesdude> DNR?
<fffxc2> department of natural resources
<nesdude> interesting choice
<DACRepair> haha
<fffxc2> is totaly random
<fffxc2> which is good :)
<nesdude> where is the bomb planted/
<nesdude> ?
<DACRepair> in africa
<fffxc2> in a stream in a out of the way vally in montana
<d0nk`> lome togo, nigeria
<DACRepair> under the last remaining lol tree
<d0nk`> it was planted in a cybercafe where the 419 scammers send their mail
<nesdude> okay, lets get a LITTLE serious here. 2 guys at the DNR after hours, where is the bomb WHERE IT WOULD BE A THREAT TO THEM
<DACRepair> in a redwood forest
<DACRepair> in cali
<nesdude> ooo
<nesdude> that might work
<DACRepair> :D
<fffxc2> in their boss's office
<DACRepair> nah
<DACRepair> their boss is an ass
<d0nk`> make it somehwere human lives are endangered
<d0nk`> "lol blowing up TREES!!!!" doesn't quite make for an interesting story
<DACRepair> the trees are magical?
<d0nk`> fuck the dnr, and the location
<fffxc2> exactly


#1036 - from #team862 @ irc.rizon.net

[01:31] <thawkins> coleco: how about this one
[01:31] <thawkins> http://www.myspace.com/stilettos_bar
[01:31] <thawkins> it's a lesbian/gay club
[01:32] <thawkins> and their myspace is killer!
[01:32] <@coleco> gah...... Moving images, a non uniform background. I thought gays were GOOD at design.


#1035 - from EVEONLINE @ theinterbutts

Tchal > Nice Ride

Leath4xr > they see me rollin...


#1034 - from #team862 @ irc.rizon.net

<nesdude> but it's still HIGE
<nesdude> HUGE
<fffxc2> lol
<fffxc2> HUGE LIKE XBOX!
<DACRepair> HUGE LIEK MY FAN
<fffxc2> HUGE LIKE MY COCK
<nesdude> ...


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